Hi, I am Teddy. I am 7 years old. I have no eyes
and blood all over my face. I am dead.
Sucks, huh? Yeah, it does... I mean WTF, I have
NO FREAKING EYES. DUH. I got dissed a lot in
school because of that. My life is a piece of crap.
And then that name... TEDDY. DO MY PARENTS
EVEN HAVE A BRAIN!? THOSE BASTARDS OMFG.
If you don't send this to at least 12345
people in 0,2 seconds I will come to your house at
midnight and I'll hide in your nose.
When you're asleep, I'll bake some cookies for you.
Then, when you wake up, I'll eat them ALL MYSELF.
MWAHAHAHA. Fuck yeah.

So send this crap to 12345 peoples nao or I won't invite you to mah birthday party.




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^{Cake doesn't make you fat as long as you burn calories with your brain ~L
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Repose en paix, Zack Fair
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I AM AXEL}

This cake needs some salt....




Haha...

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I...my dear...am nothing.
Since nothing is perfect, therefore, as being nothing, I am perfect.

AHH!! thanks so much!

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"I don't have any ham or jam, so don't slam my yam!"

"THEN SCRAM."

"....NO U."

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